May 2013
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STOP.
askpyra1:
I PLAN ON FOLLOWING EVERY LAST HUMAN BEING ON TUMBLR.
EVERY.LAST.ONE.
I DON’T CARE WHICH FANDOM YOU’RE IN OR WHAT YOU POST, I WILL FOLLOW YOU. JUST REBLOG
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ser-merlin-of-valyria:
e—www:
benedictedcumberbabeof221:
mighty-thor-of-assgard:
danniauttumns:
ser-merlin-of-valyria:
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is...
anonynaila:
subvertcliche:
mello-dramatic:
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
EVER
they really do mean everyone
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university and me
why my universities and me have a love/hate relationship
[[MORE]]This year, I’m graduating high school. I’ve been waiting for this for several years, and now I’m finally leaving. The obvious choice for my future was always to go to university, I’ve known it since I was 12. I’ve known that I wanted to go into Engineering since i was 15.
The choice of Engineering is...
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
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southeasternprep:
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tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a...
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the-vashta-nerada:
superwhoavengelockandme:
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
oh yeah fuck glee
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This is a game of “Who the fuck are you?” Name: Cordelia
Age: 17
Height: 5’7
Obligatory picture of self:
Relationship Status: in a relationship
Birthday: Nov 30
Favorite color: purple, black
Favorite bands: muse, green day, coldplay
Last song listened: new born - muse
Favourite Movies: harry potter, star trek (2009), marvel cinematic universe, anything pixar
Favourite Books: harry...
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50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
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bean-alchemist:
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libraryshalalala:
50shadesofbellamy:
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius...
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sorryforpartybarackin:
the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
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french teacher just gave me an hour to do research for an essay?
pffft
yeah, im on tumblr
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“I’m pretty tired of adults telling me how stupid teens are.”
– John Green, on whether or not his characters are ‘too intelligent’ (via haemus)
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davehugs:
pros to being a jellyfish
ur cute n beautiful
you never have to go to college
ur parents dont judge u
ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
whats a gender
u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo
cons to being a jellyfish
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thescienceofdeductionandimprov:
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John Green's tumblr: code-red-arthur:... →
code-red-arthur:
festusthehappydragon:
darkstoriesofthenorth:
for-one-shining-moment:
subliminal-mind-duck:
John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly…
jslutscanada:
Can we just take a minute to slow clap for tumblr’s staff because they put this on the front page of tumblr:
They get us.
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ocean-of-sarcasm:
in mass effect we dont say “i love you” we say “keelah se’lai” which translates to “oh god bioware please stop killing everyone i care about” and i think that’s really beautiful.
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alexturneer:
If those spoilers are true tumblr’s worst nightmare has become reality. We all skipped Nine.
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
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Speculation on River Song
Warning: spoiler(ish?)
(I would normally put a read more but I’m on my iPod)
So I was thinking about it on the way to school today… but what if we see River twice in TNoD?
Think about it. We know that we see a post-library river, and we can assume that this is when Clara interrupts the paternoster gang who are in some kind of conversation with her while (we assume) she is still...
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Why are all my tv shows ending this week?
I swear I’m gonna end up drooling on my carpet because of all the emotional trauma
LOOK I NEED YOU
that-one-girl-with-feels:
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flyernerd:
flyernerd:
I wanna do a senior prank where I smother my school in URLs. Reblog this and I’ll put your URL somewhere in my school and if I can send you a pic. Please, I want this to be epic
wow 5 whole notes, this is going to be legendary
i’m sending my disappointment through the internet. please help
Hmmm…...
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harumani:
coreystaves:
harumani:
its the middle of may and its 3 degrees celcius
thanks canada
in one day toronto has literally gone through all four seasons
what an amazing country we live in
it could be worse
at least we have incredibly cheap coffee that we can buy on every other street corner
and free health care we can use when we get hypothermia
