a four year old in disguise...

so today at my school was relay for life, an outdoors event held to raise money for cancer reasearch...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:08:07 -0400

so today at my school was relay for life, an outdoors event held to raise money for cancer reasearch and in true canadian fashion i was wearing 4 layers of clothing, a blanket, and really fuzzy socks

and i still got hypothermia

older-aang: baw-bee: sophieonpage: thegoddamazon: I present...

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:36:11 -0400

older-aang:

baw-bee:

sophieonpage:

thegoddamazon:

I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.

Legitimately turned on by this

This is the best thing.

Why this cartoon is the best cartoon.

fannishminded: soloontherocks: avenging-superwholockian: kill-...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:24:25 -0400

fannishminded:

soloontherocks:

avenging-superwholockian:

kill-frid:

a new Doctor’s companion

GAHHHHHHHH SCREAMING ACTUALLY SCREAMING AND IMAGINING ALL THE POSSIBILITIES PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE THIS

THE EYEBROW RAISE AND NOD IN THE LAST GIF

I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES Y E S OHMYGODYESTHISISPERFECTSOMEONEWRITE IT NOW.

STOP.

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:49:02 -0400

askpyra1:

I PLAN ON FOLLOWING EVERY LAST HUMAN BEING ON TUMBLR.

EVERY.LAST.ONE.

I DON’T CARE WHICH FANDOM YOU’RE IN OR WHAT YOU POST, I WILL FOLLOW YOU. JUST REBLOG

gaboddr: 1997 v/s 2013

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:05:45 -0400

gaboddr:

1997 v/s 2013

ser-merlin-of-valyria: e—www: benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:51:25 -0400

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

e—www:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

how the fuck did anyone not get that reference

anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:40:46 -0400

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

Shakespeare; literally

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:30:14 -0400

Shakespeare; literally

university and me

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:33:00 -0400

why my universities and me have a love/hate relationship

This year, I’m graduating high school. I’ve been waiting for this for several years, and now I’m finally leaving. The obvious choice for my future was always to go to university, I’ve known it since I was 12. I’ve known that I wanted to go into Engineering since i was 15.

The choice of Engineering is an odd decision, especially for a girl. I’ve gone to several conferences done by women in Engineering talking about how there need to be more women engineers, and one of these conferences struck a chord in me. Last year after March Break, my mother took me to a conference in Waterloo, presented by a women named Mary Wells, a Mechatronics Engineer who is the Associate Dean of Outreach and a Professor at the University of Waterloo, one of the top Engineering schools in Canada. From this I went to another weekend -long conference run by her in a couple months, for girls the same age as me who were interested in engineering. Waterloo has a beautiful campus, and amazing opportunities for its students like recruiting offices for RIM and Google right in the campus. I was determined to go.

One of the things that Mary Wells said that I remember the most is that even if I didn’t have the marks to get into engineering, I should still apply. To get into computer engineering, my subject of choice, I needed to get a mark in the high 80s. I earned an average of 86% after my most recent midterms. No, these marks aren’t the highest of ‘the high eighties’, but the thing is, universities dont just ask for marks, they ask for extracurricular activities too. For the past 4 years, I have been able to maintain an over 85% average while going to piano lessons, girl scouts, multiple different orchestras (sometimes two or three at a time), becoming a lifeguard, and going to camp during the summer. I also somehow manage to have a multitude of friends.

I thought all of the above would get me into the University of Waterloo. I guess I thought wrong. Despite all of the above accomplishments, Waterloo sent me a letter today saying I hadn’t been accepted.

It annoys me that Waterloo would rather get people who spent their entire lives in a textbook than one who has actually gone out and experiences some of the world. It also annoys me that even though I spent so much time doing all of my extracurriculars, my circumstances still aren’t considered.

So no, I will not be going to Waterloo next year, but my life isn’t over. I’ve been accepted to Queen’s University for Engineering next year. Queen’s has a great reputation, and I know many people who have graduated from there. It also has the highest percentage of women in engineering and the highest graduating average in Canada. I’ve also been accepted to Computer Science at University of Toronto, which even my stepdad (who went to Waterloo for the same subject) couldn’t do.

Next year I will be going to Queen’s, and I’m really excited.

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:53:40 -0400

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

grumpycakes: #always reblog space dog unicorn YAY 60S

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:47:55 -0400

grumpycakes:

#always reblog space dog unicorn

YAY 60S

southeasternprep: zillatamer: letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:25:37 -0400

southeasternprep:

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

pop up

the-vashta-nerada: superwhoavengelockandme: the-vashta-nerada: i don’t understand how people stop...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:34:24 -0400

the-vashta-nerada:

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

oh yeah fuck glee

karenwalkerspanties: themilitantbaker: May 19, 2013 Mike...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:23:21 -0400

karenwalkerspanties:

themilitantbaker:

May 19, 2013

Mike Jeffries
c/o Abercrombie & Fitch
Abercrombie & Fitch Campus
6301 Fitch Path
New Albany, Ohio 43054

Hey Mike,

I know you’ve been flooded with mail regarding your comments on sizeism, but I wanted to take a second to write you about a project I’ve been working on.

As a preface: Your opinion isn’t shocking; millions share the same sentiment. You’ve used your wealth and public platform to echo what many already say. However, it’s important you know that regardless of the numbers on your tax forms, your comments don’t stop anyone from being who they are; the world is progressing in inclusive ways whether you deem it cool or not. The only thing you’ve done through your comments (about thin being beautiful and only offering XL and XXL in your stores for men) is reinforce the unoriginal concept that fat women are social failures, valueless, and undesirable. Your apology doesn’t change this.

Well, actually, that’s not all you have done. You have also created an incredible opportunity for social change.

Never in our culture do we see sexy photo shoots that pair short, fat, unconventional models with not short, not fat, professional models. To put it in your words: “unpopular kids” with “cool kids”. It’s socially acceptable for same to be paired with same, but never are contrasting bodies positively mixed in the world of advertisement. The juxtaposition of uncommonly paired bodies is visually jarring, and, even though I wish it didn’t, it causes viewers to feel uncomfortable. This is largely attributed to companies like yours that perpetuate the thought that fat women are not beautiful. This is inaccurate, but if someone were to look through your infamous catalog, they wouldn’t believe me.

I’ve enclosed some images for your consideration. Please let me know what you think.

A note: I didn’t take these pictures to show that the male model found me attractive, or that the photographer found me photogenic, or to prove that you’re an ostentatious dick. Rather, I was inspired by the opportunity to show that I am secure in my skin and to flaunt this by using the controversial platform that you created. I challenge the separation of attractive and fat, and I assert that they are compatible regardless of what you believe. Not only do I know that I’m sexy, but I also have the confidence to pose nude in ways you don’t dare. You are more than welcome to prove me wrong by posing shirtless with a hot fat chick; it would thrill me to see such a shoot.

I’m sure you didn’t intend for this to be the outcome, but in many ways you’re kind of brilliant. Not only are you a marketing genius (brand exclusivity really is a profitable move) but you also accidentally created an opportunity to challenge our current social construct. My hope is that the combination of these contrasting bodies will someday be as ubiquitous as the socially accepted ideal.

Ever so sincerely,
Jes

P.S. If you would like to offer me a “substantial amount” to stop wearing your brand so my association won’t “cause significant damage to your image”, don’t hesitate to email me. I respect you as a business man, and my agent and I would be happy to contribute in furthering your established success.

P.P.S. You should know your Large t-shirt comfortably fits a size 22. You might want to work on that.

(www.themilitantbaker.com)

BOW DOWN BITCHES THIS WOMEN DESERVES ALL THE AWARDS!

CONGRATS ON BEING AMAZING YOU PERFECT PERSON.

This is a game of “Who the fuck are you?”Name: Cordelia Age: 17 Height: 5’7 Obligatory picture of...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:57:11 -0400

This is a game of “Who the fuck are you?”
Name: Cordelia

Age: 17

Height: 5’7

Obligatory picture of self:

Relationship Status: in a relationship

Birthday: Nov 30

Favorite color: purple, black

Favorite bands: muse, green day, coldplay

Last song listened: new born - muse

Favourite Movies: harry potter, star trek (2009), marvel cinematic universe, anything pixar

Favourite Books: harry potter, hunger games, 1984, the entire dystopia genre really, series of unfortunate events

Last book read: Oryx and Crake - Margeret Atwood

# of siblings: lonely child

# of pets: bulldog

Best school subject: Calculus (ikr?)

Mac or PC?: mac

Current shirt color: navy blue

Gamer?: yup

Day or night: Night

Summer or winter: summer

Most-visited website: tumblr

Biggest turn on/s: um? iknowbutimkindasuperembarresedtotell

50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:24:55 -0400

50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."

darrenpillowscriss: aesawinterfell: yodropthechampagne: i...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:03:23 -0400

darrenpillowscriss:

aesawinterfell:

yodropthechampagne:

i wrote a poem

whoa

I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…

yellowbrickrose: reblog if u understand this inspirational...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:22:34 -0400

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

bean-alchemist: swexan: libraryshalalala: 50shadesofbellamy: I’d just like to point out that 50...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:50:17 -0400

bean-alchemist:

swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

wait

what

babyklupcakes: this is one of the many times when i wonder why...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:08:00 -0400

babyklupcakes:

this is one of the many times when i wonder why i’m allowed near photoshop

~~yes sherlock gets two for twice the insanity~~